The Mongolian Squid is a really big squid from the shores of the great lakes in Mongolia. In appearance, it looks like a squid. The chief difference between the Mongolian squid and the Giant squid is that the Mongolian Squid wears an eyepatch over its only eye and a pirate captain's tricorne. In addition, it also has a pirate hook on five of its tentacles and a pegleg on each of the other five. It uses its hooks to swill from a bottle of rum, while it's double-eyepatched parrot blurts doggerel. It It is often employed by idiots in juice factories, because it is rather unique in that it shoots Apple Juice instead of ink. In ancient times, native Mongolians would perform the ritual Apple Juice harvest once a month.