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- This includes the cake, Briefcase Crocodile, Dingo bird, Mig Newton, Etc. By the way, we're not responsible for any of this. Which is a lie. Everything is a lie. Even that might be a lie, which might mean that stuff could be true, which is aforementioned to be a lie. We're totally not monitoring you right now. Or watching you through the window. Or standing behind you. And stop making a goofy face, it's not a part of the experiment. Unless that's your natural face, in which case we suggest you get it surgically removed*.
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